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A novelty Concealed Card Carry License with a photo, the Great Seal of the Card Table and the restriction “Forbidden at Casino Blackjack Tables”
Permit Class: 52-Card. Caliber: Poker.

Novelty permit

Concealed Card Carry License (CCC Permit)

Your official-looking, completely unofficial license to carry a deck.

$12.98 plus tax & shipping

Subtotal$12.98

Plus tax and shipping, calculated at checkout.

You've got the holster. You've got the pouch. But are you licensed to carry?

The Concealed Card Carry License is a custom, heavy-duty PVC card — the same size as a driver's license — made out to you, with your photo and name. It's stamped with the Great Seal of the Card Table and lists your stats: Permit Class 52-Card, Caliber Poker, and the one restriction every card shark respects: Forbidden at Casino Blackjack Tables. Flash it at game night. Keep it in your wallet. Tell no one it's a joke.

What makes it good

  • Made out to you. Personalized with your photo and your name, so it's yours and nobody else's.
  • Heavy-duty PVC. A sturdy plastic card, the same size as a driver's license, that fits in any wallet slot.
  • Official-ish stats. Permit Class: 52-Card. Caliber: Poker. Endorsements: Jokers Wild and Spanish 40.
  • Know your restrictions. Clearly marked: Forbidden at Casino Blackjack Tables. Card counters, you've been warned.

The details

Material
Heavy-duty PVC
Size
Driver's license size (3.375 × 2.125 in)
Personalized
Your photo and your name
Permit class
52-Card
Caliber
Poker
Restriction
Forbidden at Casino Blackjack Tables
Fine print
Novelty item — not a government ID

Questions

Is this a real license?

Nope! It's a novelty card for fun. It's issued by the made-up Commonwealth of the Card Table, says “Not a government ID” right on it, and won't get you into anything — except maybe the next hand.

How do I send my photo and name?

When checkout opens, you'll upload a photo and type the name you want printed. A simple head-and-shoulders shot against a plain wall works best.

Can I get one for someone else?

Of course — it makes a great gift for the card shark in your family. Just use their photo and name.

How much is shipping?

The permit is $12.98. Sales tax and shipping are added at checkout based on where you live.

When can I order one?

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